What conditions have to be met in order to obtain meat vision?/I've had heat vision for awhile now and my girlfriend doesn't like it when I burn the house with it. now I want to obtain MEAT vision, the ability to form meat and shoot them out of your eyeballs, because we are always broke and have no food. is there a way to combine heat and meat vision so we can no longer pay the gas bill for the oven?
Posted by Omar
what is this i dont even
Posted by Kate Hamilton
Well, I would send your girlfriend to the magic school of meet(which is right next to the Hot Dog Emporium in the Sky), where she can learn the magic of meat vision. Afterwords she can come home to you where you can combine your visions in a perfectly heated and meated steak.
Posted by monkey business
Question: what are you gonna do with the meat??
Answer: prolly gonna stick it up ur as$ /deep throat till ur adams apple gets shoved down into ur chest
Posted by Lilly
Been there! My brother went through this several years back. You need to start with a strict vegetarian diet, to get your body meat-deprived. After one month, you must gorge your body with meats of all varieties. You digestive system won't know what to do with all this excess meat, and will transfer it to your eyes. I know it sounds complicated, but it's actually quite simple! Meat vision, voila!
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